In the perfect American twist, the hype for today's USA-Belgium World Cup match has even reached the hallowed precincts of fast food. Meanwhile, Luis Suarez waffles a bit on his apology for biting.
Agnieszka Radwanska being deemed "immoral" for posing in the Body Issue wasn't the dumbest news involving clothing this week. For that award, we give a tip of the cap to the Aaron Hernandez-supporting Pouncey brothers.
Don't let the Pats' multiple-tight end sets scare you. If Aaron Hernandez is available, pick him up. That, and more tips, from W fantasy guru Melissa Jacobs.