In this week's Off The Ball, AC Milan fans hold a mock funeral and Tom Hanks plays the Villan.
This week, Carles Puyol staples his head back together to impress Off the Ball and Sulley Muntari gets shirty.
This week in Off the Ball, Reds paid GBP;20m after seeing fake Downing video and Boateng sidelined by too much sex.
This week in Off the Ball, Zlatan Ibrahimovic breaks his ribs in a "life and death" brawl with Oguchi Onyewu.
This week in Off the Ball, Lionel Messi's mother chases his ex-girlfriend with a frying pan.
This week in Off The Ball, Inter millenarian Javier Zanetti explains why he is scared of potatoes.
This week in Off The Ball, Gennaro Gattuso swaps fighting for dancing and Argentinian model Milena Hot strips for All Boys.
Jermain Defoe tells Dominic Raynor that Tottenham can win the Champions League.
This week in Off The Ball, Ronaldinho joins Felipe Melo in the 'Golden Bin'.
This week in Off The Ball, 'The Cannibal of Ajax' and Balotelli's GBP;5,000, neon-lit hot tub.
This week in Off The Ball, Johan Cruyff and Pep Guardiola play cards in a mental asylum.
Dominic Raynor on a week when the press ran out words to describe just how good Lionel Messi is.
Dominic Raynor on a week when Milan laughed off claims they sold Madrid a crocked Kaka.
Dominic Raynor on a week of shock moves, including possibly the greatest U.S. transfer ever.
With a host of stars seeking to leave Serie A it's the end of an era for Italian football, writes Dominic Raynor.
Dominic Raynor on a week when Europe's most wanted man, David Villa, made a decision about his future.