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Seven appearances. Zero goals. Zero shots on target. As many yellow cards as assists (one each). All in eighty-six minutes played. That's a joylessly appropriate number for a player who was a ghost of his former self, but 86 is not even an entire mat...

BALD EAGLES THAT LOOK LIKE ARSENE WENGER. SOMEONE BACK UP THE MACARTHUR GENIUS GRANT TRUCK TO THE HOUSE OF WHOEVER MADE THIS TUMBLR PAGE....

The Premier League season ended on Sunday. On the last day of the 2011-12 season, I needed oxygen, a Sergio Aguero mask, and a vacation. It was all last-second drama, intra-city power shifts, and brave new worlds. This season? Not so much. United had...

It hasn't been the finest vintage, this Premier League season. But most football fans agree, they will drink anything if the price is right. Chelsea, Arsenal, and Tottenham all got what they needed over the weekend, even if there were a string of rat...

There's too much football, so says MLS commissioner Don Garber. But for the Men in Blazers, there's not hardly enough. In this week's pod, Michael and Roger consider it all — from these fine shores to Prussian dominance on the continent —...

In case you were busy on eBay trying to unload your Tim Tebow Jets jersey, here's what you missed in sports last weekend: The San Antonio Spurs dispatched the Los Angeles Lakers, 103-82, to advance to the Western Conference semifinals. Lakers ce...

Old-school fan violence reared its ugly head this weekend, from the hallowed terraces of Wembley to the streets of Newcastle upon Tyne. Even hardened criminals from the depths of Her Majesty's Prison Service were in disbelief over the audacity of one...

Brett Koremenos: The Arsenal-Everton showdown today has massive implications for the Champions League. Bottom line, if my Toffees can't even manage a draw, you can kindly wave good-bye as they fade into your rearview mirror. Should they win, however,...

In case you just saw the trailer for Upside Down and found yourself suddenly back to square-one on your big screenplay idea, here's what you missed in sports on Wednesday. Wide receiver Wes Welker has left the New England Patriots, signing a two...

The English Premier League is down to one team in the Champions League. It has been more than 15 years since no English team made the Champions League quarterfinals, but that is the most likely scenario after Tuesday's matches. Reigning champion Manc...

In case you were out getting back what's rightfully yours, here's what you missed in sports this weekend. Duke avenged an earlier loss at Miami to beat the Hurricanes at Cameron Indoor Stadium, 79-76, behind 36 points from Ryan Kelly. Kelly, who...

Enough talk about the dire states of Arsenal and Liverpool, it's time to get #Positive. In this week's pod, the Men in Blazers revel in the otherworldly form of Tottenham's Gareth Bale as well as the first-ever trophy for Swansea. More trumpets! ...

The UEFA Champions League is home to the highest caliber of football in the world. This is not about that. Welcome to the worst blunders of the week in the UEFA Champions League. Ball to Hand? Let's start at the San Siro, where AC Milan upset Bar...

The FA Cup rumbled on, spewing out everyone's favorite once-mighty-club-now-on-the-brink-of-yet-another-trophy-less-campaign. After falling to Blackburn 1-0, could Arsene Wenger's tenure at Arsenal finally be entering its endgame? In this week's pod ...

In case you were busy making a fool of yourself mixing up the accomplishments of Franklin Pierce and James K. Polk, here's what you missed in sports last weekend. The NBA All-Star Game pitted the best players in the game against each other in Ho...