There's unscripted drama all across the Bottom 10. Bring your own laugh track.
Is it basketball season yet? It's a question Kentucky fans are asking after the Wildcats lost to Western Kentucky.
The Bottom 10 Express left the station two weeks ago for destinations unknown. Who knew it would reverse course so quickly, headed back to where it started: the University of Arkansas.
Who needs the runways of New York when you have the hashmarks of Eugene? The Bottom 10 dances down the runway with the help of New York Fashion Week and Gene Kelly.
Kenny Chesney is a country start but he's singing the blues after Kentucky leveled a double-whammy on Tennessee, ending a 26-game losing streak and eliminating the Vols from postseason play.
Southern Miss can only laugh after blowing a chance to clinch a place in the Conference USA title game to UAB of all teams. The Golden Eagles were caught posing as Parrotheads.
The Bottom 10 loves it when lovable losers find a way to win. Maybe that's why he's such a John Hughes fan. Though there's not much love in the way Arizona State is losing these days.
The Bottom 10 knows things are bad when even Georgia Tech is out of options. That's why revolution on the mind this week, with a nod to occupying Wall Street, Herbstreit and (gasp!) the win column for once-woebegone teams.
Nick Foles' stellar season has been overshadowed by Arizona's futility. In honor of the Wildcats' presence at No. 5, the Bottom 10 celebrates other solo acts.
Texas A&M's second straight collapse -- this time at the hands of a future conference member -- landed the Aggies in the no-so-coveted No. 5 spot of the Bottom 10.
Forget saving the world, these Bottom 10 teams can't save themselves from their own futility.
Oregon State finds itself in the Bottom 10. Its next stop might be the YMCA to replace all its injured players.
Ohio State finds itself in the preseason Bottom 10 after the Buckeyes came 'Undone' during the offseason.
Ashton Kutcher, who briefly attended Iowa, can't be happy about the Hawkeyes' nosedive into the final Bottom 10 of the season.
Nebraska finds itself in the Bottom 10 after the Pelini brothers' rage against the (Big 12) machine.
There might not be an "I" in team, but there's plenty of "I" teams in the Bottom 10 this week.