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  1. Obligatory Key & Peele East-West Bowl Sequel Video Post

    Chris Ryan

    Jammie Jammie-Jammie....

    Blog | September 13, 2013
  2. Joe Flacco Finally Says What Probably Every Raven Was Thinking Ab...

    Chris Ryan

    You know what the true benefit of having a Super Bowl ring is? You get a hall pass to life. People can't tell you nothing. Personally, I have always liked Joe Flacco, his outrageous Delawurr/Jersey accent, and the way he has shrugged off all the spit...

    Blog | August 23, 2013
  3. Who Won the Super Bowl Today?

    Chris Ryan

    Easy. Niners. Because Vernon Davis apparently has an interior design company. My favorite things about Vernon Davis's design company's website: Davis and partner Antone Barnes (Davis is CEO, Barnes is COO) push "ENTER" together during the Flash intro...

    Blog | January 30, 2013
  4. Joe Flacco's 2010 Pizza Hut Ad Probably Means He Will Never Win a...

    Chris Ryan

    Ah, of course. Flacco's Favorite. Granted, this is from a couple of years ago, and I wouldn't necessarily like all the choices I made in 2010 used against me. But I'm not Joe "Pretty" Flacco, and I'm not trying to lead the Ravens to the promised land...

    Blog | December 19, 2012
  5. So, Chris Carpenter's Bathroom Sounds Like a Cool Place

    Chris Ryan

    Couldn't have gone with, like, a nice bowl of potpourri? Bonsai tree? No? OK, removed rib it is, then....

    Blog | September 20, 2012
  6. Attention, Tebowing: Time to Bow to Bradying

    Chris Ryan

    I'm sure Tom Brady is going to take a ton of solace from the fact that the image of him sitting on the Lucas Oil turf, in a state of total dejection and disappointment, has become an Internet meme, which people in offices, outside of elevators, and p...

    Blog | February 09, 2012
  7. Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings

    Chris Ryan

    1. Mario Manningham, Hands At the risk of ostracizing myself from my employer and my hometown, I am giving this week's Rankonia scepter to Mario Manningham. I can't believe I am about to write these two words about a New York Football Giant: Nice. C...

    Blog | February 08, 2012
  8. DeAndre Jordan Won the Super Bowl of Staring Down JaVale McGee's ...

    Chris Ryan

    Apparently. We're going to go a little The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance here and print the legend, because the legend is so good you should make it the new bedtime story that you tell your kids. In fact, I don't even want to know if this is true or n...

    Blog | February 06, 2012
  9. How to Cheer for the Patriots (Even If You Have No Business Doing...

    Chris Ryan

    Everybody has their faults. Some people are kleptomaniacs. Some people walk onto uncrowded subways and stop directly in front of the doors. There are even some who use nail-polish remover during cross-country flights. And some people (hi there) cheer...

    Blog | February 03, 2012
  10. Want to Bet Cash Money's Baby $5 Million on the Super Bowl?

    Chris Ryan

    Definitely do so! Birdman tweeted Monday that he would be betting $5 million on the Patriots. Is this because he admires Bill Belichick's leadership style? Nope. This is about family. According to Baby, Pats running back BenJarvus Green-Ellis is his ...

    Blog | January 25, 2012
  11. Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings

    Chris Ryan

    1. Kellen Moore, Boise State This week's Rankonia throne-holder comes from blue-turf enthusiast Chuck Klosterman: "Has anyone ever gotten jammed so much in one week? Boise loses one game to TCU ... yet gets sent to the unseen MAACO Bowl to play tota...

    Blog | December 07, 2011
  12. Can The Patriots Win A Super Bowl With Garbage Pail Kids?

    Chris Ryan

    This is a ballad for Julian Edelman. For Rob Ninkovich. For Andre Carter and Kyle Arrington. They went to colleges like Hofstra and Kent State. They play wherever you put them, wherever you need them. And they play the right way; they learn their pla...

    Blog | November 22, 2011
  13. Chris Ryan, The Reducer Week 4: Everton, Aston Villa, Sergio Ague...

    Chris Ryan

    Everton and Aston Villa pull themselves together.

    Story | Conversation | September 14, 2011
  14. Larry Johnson Looks For One More Chance

    Chris Ryan

    Have you ever played in the NFL? Then why are you reading this blog, son!? If you have two working legs, decent eyesight, put up some solid stats sometime since the first four years of George W. Bush's presidency and have a lawyer/agent, then you sho...

    Blog | August 24, 2011
  15. Trash Talk: The Ryan Family Business

    Chris Ryan

    Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan has a lot in common with his brother, New York Jets coach Rex Ryan. They're twins, so he looks a lot like him ... at least he would if Rex grew his hair out, crushed some KFC "sadness bowls" ((c) Patton Oswal...

    Blog | August 03, 2011