Stefanie Dolson takes a spill at the White House, the sorry Knicks put their faith in a coach with zero experience and the struggling Jacksonville Jaguars encourage their fans to forget about football.
Donald Young serves up the biscuits and Karl Malone gets grilled by Damian Lillard over burgers, and thanks to a new NCAA proposal, student-athletes may soon be able to partake without breaking the bank.
When it comes to who's the biggest NBA loser, it's hard to pick between Dwight Howard, who failed in his showdown against the Lakers with seven missed free throws, and the Timberwolves, with their clueless Ladies Night Out promotion.
Three more weeks without Aaron Rodgers? That prospect likely had Packers fans calling in sick this morning after they watched Seneca Wallace lose the battle of the backup QBs to the Bears on "Monday Night Football."
With all the hate going around in the NFL this week (just ask Michael Vick or Bucs coach Greg Schiano), it's no wonder the Giants' David Wilson was hiding behind a rabbit mask. Take a tip from the Chiefs' Tamba Hali and be nice, people.
Colts rookie John Boyett claiming he was immune from arrest? Dennis Rodman's latest dictator summit? It was shaping up as an ugly week. But then the Andre Drummond-Jennette McCurdy romance had us saying, "Awww."
Agnieszka Radwanska being deemed "immoral" for posing in the Body Issue wasn't the dumbest news involving clothing this week. For that award, we give a tip of the cap to the Aaron Hernandez-supporting Pouncey brothers.
Mark Cuban says numerology is telling him Brittney Griner could make it in the NBA; Robinson Cano joins forces with Jay-Z; and Josh Reddick resembles the Wolfman. We review another week that doesn't quite add up in The Buzz That Was.