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  1. I Suck at Football, Week 18: Nolo Contendere

    Alex Pappademas

    My sister finds an apartment and a roommate and moves out of my house the morning of the last Bengals game of the season. It takes maybe 30 minutes to ferry her boxes out of my office and up the driveway to a U-Haul and then another 45 to rebuild the...

    Blog | January 08, 2013
  2. I Suck at Football, Week 15: If DeMarco Murray's Butt Were Candie...

    Alex Pappademas

    Erwin Schrödinger's in town, so we meet at Ye Rustic on Thursday night. The Bengals are playing the Eagles, and for some reason this historic contest of champions is being broadcast in prime time. Schrödinger and I are, respectively, the th...

    Blog | December 18, 2012
  3. I Suck at Football, Week 14: Back and to the Left

    Alex Pappademas

    On Sunday my sister drives me to the bar so I can watch the Bengals play the Dallas Cowboys. "Well, I hope they win," she says. "But I also hope they lose, so you'll have something new to write about." I don't say anything. She's just trying to be...

    Blog | December 11, 2012
  4. I Suck at Football, Week 13: Human Kindness Is Overflowing

    Alex Pappademas

    "WheelsUp ... Back to Cali on a business trip," the Cincinnati Bengals' Vontaze Burfict (born in Los Angeles in 1990) tells his 4,862 Twitter followers on Thursday. Between "WheelsUp" and "Back to Cali," he types three little Emoji airplanes, like a ...

    Blog | December 04, 2012
  5. I Suck at Football, Week 12: Nobody Argues With Janet

    Alex Pappademas

    Our oven at home is the size of a P.O. box, so we go to the desert for Thanksgiving. I drive my wife and my daughter out. My mom flies down from San Francisco and drives in with my sister. We get a dinner reservation for Thursday at one of the fancy ...

    Blog | November 27, 2012
  6. I Suck at Football, Week 11: Boxes

    Alex Pappademas

    The Bengals beat the Chiefs 28-6 on Sunday. That's two in a row. E-mail from my dad, Sunday evening: "You have altered Bengals reality." No further message. There are probably other explanations, but I accept that one. By observing the Bengals' s...

    Blog | November 20, 2012
  7. I Suck at Football, Week 10: In the Jungle! Afraid of Nobody!

    Alex Pappademas

    A few hours after the Bengals beat the Giants, I'm in the passenger seat of a blue rental car with Colorado plates, driving to Pasadena with my friend Enrico Fermi, half-listening to the Latin pop hits of yesterday and hoy on Exitos 93.9 FM. I've...

    Blog | November 13, 2012
  8. I Suck at Football, Week 8: Stinking Up October

    Alex Pappademas

    Bye Week for the Bengals. With the NFL trade deadline approaching (look at me, I'm a sportswriter now), it's a time for stock-taking, for an honest look at how we got here and what we could be doing better. So here's what happened: I went to Veg...

    Blog | October 30, 2012
  9. I Suck at Football, Week 7: Burfict From Now On

    Alex Pappademas

    Holiday-obsessed movie director Tim Burton, on growing up in Burbank: "The only way you'd know it was a new season is if you'd walk into Sav-On or Thrifty's and walk down the aisle and see Halloween decorations or Christmas decorations ... The wea...

    Blog | October 23, 2012