The NBA has a job waiting for Isaiah Austin, and LeBron and his wife make nice to the neighbors with cupcakes. Sweet! Not so good of a day for A-Rod, though.
Only LaMarcus Aldridge's dominance for the Trail Blazers in the playoffs could compare with Stefanie Dolson's dancing on "The Tonight Show."
Leave it to Metta World Peace to top a severed goat's head for lunacy. Elsewhere, Spike Albrecht's tweet to Kate Upton surely is lost on Vin Scully in this week's "The Buzz That Was."