We can't wait to see Damian Lillard take on five different events on All-Star weekend. Meanwhile, in Vladimir Putin news, the Russian president sinks to new levels of cluelessness by trotting out the fake lesbians of t.A.T.u. at the Olympics.
Agnieszka Radwanska being deemed "immoral" for posing in the Body Issue wasn't the dumbest news involving clothing this week. For that award, we give a tip of the cap to the Aaron Hernandez-supporting Pouncey brothers.