Bill Simmons isn't satisfied with his alma mater just making the NCAA Tournament. And he has a plan to fix the program.
Bill Simmons walked into David Stern's office expecting the worst and he found just the opposite.
Hey, if putting rocks in your mouth keeps the real world at bay, then Bill Simmons says open wide.
In wishing us all the best in 2004, Page 2's Bill Simmons also wants something else -- for owners stop being so damn clueless.
With the Super Bowl in our reveiw mirror there's a long road ahead until we reach the next sports service station, wirtes Page 2's Bill Simmons.