With the game in the bag and the title all but locked up, the Spurs were able to start the celebration with plenty of time left on the clock. Things were nowhere near as fun for LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and the Heat.
Serena Williams and Usain Bolt were the only Heat fans having fun Thursday night as the Spurs rolled again to take a 3-1 Finals lead. But about those junior high fashion choices, Tim Duncan ...
While the Kings were forced to put their Stanley Cup party on hold, we're living it up with Don Cherry and hosting an all-out celebration of Sarah Harbaugh's war on man pants.
Who says the world is fair? It made for a long week hearing about Jerry Jones' youthful brain, Johnny Football's "punishment" and Lindsey Vonn's awesome life. Like Francesca Schiavone, we need a hug.