Michael Davies, our resident Brit, usually loves the British Open. But he found nine reasons he's never loved the final day less.
Full disclosure: Michael Davies does not know enough about football to write a real World Cup final preview.
Although his prediction about "yellow" nearly proved true, Page 2's Michael Davies still sank into a deep coma watching the final round of the British Open.
Page 2's Michael Davies is awaken by the mysterious Wade and gets his mates' help to track his missing cell phone.