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  1. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: March Mad Men Edition

    Cousin Sal

    Welcome to March Mad Men! There we go. All I needed to do was come up with a lousy pun to serve as an excuse for putting together a Sweet 16/Mad Men premiere combo blog. My picks last week were about as effective as a Mark Sanchez/Tim Tebow platoon. ...

    Blog | March 22, 2012
  2. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Oscar Props

    Cousin Sal

    The Academy Awards spectacular is only a few nights away, and the big question on everyone's mind is: Who am I wearing? (That's a secret between me and my wardrobe dude, Rodney.) What I can tell you is how to make a few jermajesties off the gala ev...

    Blog | February 23, 2012
  3. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog

    Cousin Sal

    I can't believe it's already here. Super Bowl XXCLVICXIILCMCMC. (I did the Roman math — it works out). Either way — I'm prepared. I've read up on every degenerate gambler's wagering option connected to this game. If Congress spent half as...

    Blog | February 02, 2012
  4. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 16

    Cousin Sal

    It's beginning to look a lot like another Cubic Zirconia Christmas. My poor wife. Things were going splendidly last week after I hit my first three prop bets. Then it all fell apart when I lost a mother lode on "the Pats to score first vs. the Bronco...

    Blog | December 22, 2011
  5. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 15

    Cousin Sal

    Strong showing for me last week. I netted 12,500 jermajesties.* The Broncos' winning by 1-3 points and Eli's leading the league in passing yards were a couple of the many winning plays I offered up in Week 14. (Although, as a die-hard Cowboys fan who...

    Blog | December 15, 2011
  6. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 14

    Cousin Sal

    A clean sweep last week with my NFL prop bets. Not for me -- but for the unnamed offshore account where I place these dumb wagers. I dropped another 52,000 jermajesties* -- mostly thanks to evil Bill Belichick, who decided to show a never-before-seen...

    Blog | December 08, 2011
  7. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 13

    Cousin Sal

    Finally, a winning week! If you followed my Thanksgiving propositions, you probably ended the day stuffing your turkey with 100 dollar bills or uh ... 100 jermajesty bills. (Obligatory weekly explanation: a "jermajesty" represents the fake name given...

    Blog | December 01, 2011
  8. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 12

    Cousin Sal

    It's weird -- I don't ever remember getting gifts on Thanksgiving. That's why I will surely be sending a thank-you note to the NFL for this Thursday's games. In fact, these games are so appealing that I've actually convinced my relatives to eat dinne...

    Blog | November 23, 2011
  9. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 11

    Cousin Sal

    Wow -- what a week. I lost every single proposition wager I handed out. And if that isn't bad enough, once again I wasn't named People's Sexiest Man Alive. Ever notice that only goes to famous people? Weird. Enough about sexy men. Let's get back to s...

    Blog | November 17, 2011
  10. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 10

    Cousin Sal

    Question: What do AC/DC and I have in common? We're both BACK IN BLACK, baby! I realize I'm technically back in the black — but there's no such song with those exact words so this lame 30-year-old reference will have to do. Anyhow, that's w...

    Blog | November 10, 2011
  11. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 9

    Cousin Sal

    Hey degenerates — remember me? I'm the guy who last week told you to bet the Ravens over 28.5 points and to wager on the Philip Rivers interception machine to keep rolling. Unfortunately — those were my only winners. A net of -15,000 jerm...

    Blog | November 03, 2011
  12. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 8

    Cousin Sal

    Did you ever wonder what the dude who played The Greatest American Hero dresses up as for Halloween? Me neither. Let's talk pigskin. Moammar Gadhafi and I had bad weeks. He lost his pulse and I lost 19,500 jermajesties (for you first time readers - J...

    Blog | October 27, 2011
  13. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 7

    Cousin Sal

    We're back in the black baby! Last week I hit on a monster proposition bet — a 30/1 long shot paid out when the Bears were the highest scoring team in Week 6. 30/1! Seriously — what other bloggers are giving out 30/1 winners? Arianna Huff...

    Blog | October 20, 2011
  14. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 6

    Cousin Sal

    Last week was a rough one for me in the NFL proposition-betting world. You people aren't really taking my advice are you? OK, good. My Week 5 losses clocked in at -38,500 jermajesties, taking my year-to-date total to a whopping -46,000 jermajesties o...

    Blog | October 13, 2011
  15. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 5

    Cousin Sal

    The NFL's Week 5 is already upon us. It's all happening too fast. Am I the only one who's starting to get depressed about football ending? To make things worse — this week the NFL schedule makers have declared war on degenerate gamblers. Miami,...

    Blog | October 06, 2011
  16. Cousin Sal's Gambling Blog: Week 4

    Cousin Sal

    Egad! Not a great prop bet slate for me last Sunday. I ended up losing 75,000 jermajesties on the day taking the year long total to -17,500 jermajesties overall. Let's keep in mind I have unlimited jermajesties (they come real cheap) at my disposal s...

    Blog | September 29, 2011