Just supposin' Barry Bonds and the Hall of Fame ever get together, it'd be one heck of an acceptance speech, wouldn't it? Here's one version.
The trial is delayed. Barry Bonds wants to play. And we know just the spot in the lineup for him.
Barry Bonds dared the feds to indict him. Not they have. And Bonds' legacy becomes one of perjury and obstruction.
On the surface, it's a no-brainer. But look deeper, and there is debate about which player a team would want more: Bonds or Rodriguez.
It was a quiet, friendly weekend for Barry Bonds in San Francisco. His next road trip won't be as comfortable.
Barry Bonds will capture the nation's attention for a while, but an Alex Rodriguez home run chase looms.
Barry Bonds held a sideshow at the All-Star Game on Monday.
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Greg Anderson left prison Thursday, still refusing to talk. And that silence is music to the ears of Barry Bonds.
The one person who could have a say in how the feds' case against Barry Bonds shakes out isn't talking. What is there for Greg Anderson to protect?
The latest revelations about Barry Bonds and performance-enhancing drugs leaves only one conclusion: His career is DOA.
So Barry Bonds is going to hang up his cleats and violin after this season, eh? What's wrong with right now?