If unpredictability and unintentional comedy is your thing, then Oakland is your kind of sports town.
If you find your teams are terrible, you can always take a page from your friends in Philly and blame it on a curse.
They may be calling LSU-Ohio State the national championship for contractual reasons, but that doesn't mean we have to follow along blindly.
Red Sox and Cubs fans needn't worry. They'll still have plenty to complain about after October.