True, in a world where Andy Murray's dog has a Twitter account, privacy is pretty much dead. But we can make an exception and give the Wozniacki/McIlroy romance a chance to breathe, please?
Whatever you do, Rory McIlroy, don't fall asleep. Brandon Lloyd passes on football for a zombie movie, Ben McLemore stuffs a bag with a snake and Dennis Rodman pulls a Dennis Rodman as things get downright scary this week.
Who says the world is fair? It made for a long week hearing about Jerry Jones' youthful brain, Johnny Football's "punishment" and Lindsey Vonn's awesome life. Like Francesca Schiavone, we need a hug.
Before dropping out of the US Open, Maria Sharapova decides to remain Maria Sharapova; the drab-eating Nick Saban tries to lose his nickname; and a college freshman makes a name for himself.