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  1. How to Watch the NBA on Christmas and Not Get Expelled From Your ...

    Chris Ryan

    Christmas is a time for many things: awkwardly regressing into your childhood by spending copious amounts of time in your old bedroom while avoiding your family, watching Home Alone, frantically buying last-minute gifts, watching Die Hard, gaining wi...

    Blog | December 24, 2013
  2. It's Dark Times for the NBA, But Comedians Tim Duncan, Dwyane Wad...

    Chris Ryan

    Ah, the coldest winter. We've had a couple of days of no good, very bad, terrible news coming out of the NBA (D-Rose, Marc Gasol, Iggy, Beal injuries). So give thanks that we have guys like Dwyane Wade, Michael Beasley, and Tim Duncan for livening up...

    Blog | November 26, 2013
  3. Introducing the NBA Regular-Season Championship Belt

    Chris Ryan

    You see that flag, billowing in the darkness up there? That's the flag of champions. This isn't some crazy, premature, homerific Philly sports rant, people. We don't engage in that kind of propaganda. This is science. The Philadelphia 76ers are the c...

    Blog | November 01, 2013
  4. 21-Day NBA Warning: LEBRON JAMES THROWING TIRES

    Chris Ryan

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    Blog | October 08, 2013
  5. 28-Day NBA Warning: Say Hi to the Brooklyn Bad Guys

    Chris Ryan

    Imagine you're at a party. It's a pretty midsize affair; there are enough people — say 20 — that you can legit call it a party, but it's not like it's raging. You know these people and you like them, but you're ultimately a little bored w...

    Blog | October 01, 2013
  6. NBA Short-Attention-Span Power Rankings: The Quiet Man

    Chris Ryan

    A survey of the players and teams making moves in last night's NBA action. 1. Carmelo Anthony There was something quiet about Carmelo Anthony's 50-point game in Miami last night. Maybe it was the already reserved Heat crowd seeming downright ...

    Blog | April 03, 2013
  7. NBA Short-Attention-Span Power Rankings: Don't Mess With Texas

    Chris Ryan

    A survey of the players and teams making moves in last night's NBA action. 1. March Madness Usually, this is the time of the NBA season that I associate with tanking and resting stars. But for a variety of reasons, I feel like the league has ...

    Blog | March 25, 2013
  8. NBA Short-Attention-Span Power Rankings: Heat Streak

    Chris Ryan

    A survey of the players and teams making moves in last night's NBA action. 1. LeBron James I know that this one came with all the attendant "Here lies Jason Terry/He did the Jason Terry dance/He wore a headband" kind of memorials. But it was ...

    Blog | March 19, 2013
  9. NBA Short-Attention-Span Power Rankings: The Rolling Thunder Revu...

    Chris Ryan

    A survey of the players and teams making moves in last night's NBA action. 1. Nasty Boys Sunday afternoon, after the Thunder suppressed a late-game Clippers insurrection on the road in L.A., our own Rembert Browne tweeted this: i never re...

    Blog | March 04, 2013
  10. NBA Short-Attention-Span Power Rankings: #GETOFFME

    Chris Ryan

    A survey of the players and teams making moves in last night's NBA action. 1. LeBron James And that was just pregame. Man, this was a real #getoffme kind of night. Everybody was like, "GET. OFF. ME. #GETOFFME." Either on the court or off, a f...

    Blog | February 27, 2013
  11. Christian Slater Sang 'The Heat Is On' at a Miami Heat Charity Ka...

    Chris Ryan

    My man was in Heathers. Respect him. You can see a bunch of other photos of the "Battioke Night" — a benefit for the Take Charge Foundation (how perfect is it that Shane Battier named his foundation "Take Charge"?) — over at HoopsHype. Th...

    Blog | January 22, 2013
  12. JaVale McGee Is the Special Ingredient

    Chris Ryan

    What's more amazing here? That JaVale McGee already had a 3-point shot celebration in his back pocket? That it's referred to as the "Betty Crocker" on the NBA's YouTube page? How much better it would be if it had been called "The Barefoot Contessa...

    Blog | January 02, 2013
  13. A Couple of Things About LeBron James Booster-Rocketing Into Orbi...

    Chris Ryan

    1. Al Horford is like, Oh, I got this. 1a. And then he's like ... 2. As my coworker Sean just mentioned, we should probably put LeBron on 12-foot rims at this point. 3. Love Horford's little clap at the end there. Like, as if it...

    Blog | December 11, 2012
  14. Chris Brody Was Right: The Wizards Beat the Heat

    Chris Ryan

    A couple of weeks ago on Homeland, the often neglected Chris Brody told his surrogate father, Magic Mike, that the Wizards were beating the Heat. It seemed like yet another far-fetched scenario from a show that's increasingly full of such situations....

    Blog | December 05, 2012
  15. Let's Spend Some Time Watching LeBron James Putback Dunks

    Chris Ryan

    That happened in Beijing last night, during the Heat's game against the Clippers. Miami won, 94-80. Two things worth noting in the above video: Norris Cole is apparently going as one of Big Daddy Kane's backup dancers for Halloween, and LeBron James ...

    Blog | October 11, 2012
  16. Beijing, Baby!

    Chris Ryan

    I just want LeBron James walking in various cities shouting where he is, punctuating it with a "BABAAAY!" at the end. Not even cities. Anywhere. "We at the podiatrist. That's where we at. THE PODIATRIST, BABAAAY!" (Below, watch the Heat go to Chi...

    Blog | October 10, 2012