Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the subject of Page 2's Fictional Statue of the Week.
Cam Newton looks to add to an already impressive collection of hardware at Saturday night's Heisman Trophy ceremony, the NCAA women's volleyball regionals get underway in the Lone Star State and a couple NBA teams try to get off the schnide.
Dan Le Batard busts out a new acronym more descriptive than the Heisman Trophy. Trey Wingo sizes up challenges to Big George's rule. And Brent Musburger sees Dave Wannstedt sitting on the hot seat.