Eastern Conference teams were probably envious when the Spurs-Timberwolves game in Mexico City was called off when smoke poured into the arena. Hey, if you don't play, you can't lose.
While Jacoby Ellsbury committed the act of sports fan treason, Ron Burgundy and that infamous kid fan-arena usher duo had moves of their own.
Agnieszka Radwanska being deemed "immoral" for posing in the Body Issue wasn't the dumbest news involving clothing this week. For that award, we give a tip of the cap to the Aaron Hernandez-supporting Pouncey brothers.