Nine plans from outer space

In honor of the worst movie of all time, Page 2 offers some science-fiction inspired help to some of the worst teams around.

MC: World Series comedy

Some funny moments from the first two games of the World Series, including ... • The McCarver/Buck exchange right before Podsednik's walkoff h...

The best and worst of Chicago jerseys

Dave Dameshek presents the best (and worst) jerseys for any die-hard Chicago sports fan.

100 reasons we love the MLB playoffs

It's October, and even though the Yankees aren't in the playoffs, we'll still be watching.

...game against the Seattle Mariners in Chicago. Quentin singled and then scored on a double by Jermaine Dye. The White Sox are contending for the AL Central title, and Quentin is a front-runner...

The AL midseason review, '84 Cubs style

Jonah Keri channels the '84 Cubs to hand out progress reports on all the AL teams.

The failure dynasties

There have been a lot of losses for the O's, Royals, Pirates, Rays and Nationals over the years. Jonah Keri examines their losing ways.

The mail, the picks and the cheaters

Bill Simmons dips into the NFL mailbag before he gets to his Week 2 picks.

Ten things learned this weekend at Fenway

The two best teams in baseball clashed this weekend at Fenway Park, and Jonah Keri learned a lot from watching.

The real trade bait

Jonah Keri knows what trades will be going down in baseball when the deadline hits.

Meet the Mets (for a week)

With his Expos no longer in existence, Jonah Keri decided to make the Mets his team for a week.

Gazing into the crystal ball

Undaunted by earlier projections, Page 2's Jonah Keri predicts MLB's winners and losers in the second half.

The second annual MLB No-Stars

While everyone else celebrates the dandies from the first half of the baseball season, Jonah Keri celebrates the duds.

The midseason review ... '82 Brewers style, Part 2

Jonah Keri breaks down each and every team in the majors at the halfway point, with a little help from the '82 Brew Crew.

Let's ponder what a healthy Griffey would've done

Jonah Keri says the Padres poked the Cubs' eyes in the Michael Barrett trade, and we offer several reasons why.