Johnny Carson had Ed McMahon. Penn has Teller. For what remains of Derby week, trainer Bob Baffert's sidekick will be none other than Bode Miller.
Jerry Colangelo got everything he could have wanted from USA Basketball except a badge reading "New sheriff in town."
There is one opponent Lance Armstrong can't seem to beat, and that's suspicion.
After years of watching Americans point fingers at the rest of the world, the gesture has come full circle.
The International Skating Union needs to show that competition is fair if it wants to remain an Olympic sport.
The last-minute changes in women's bobsled put paid to the notion that men have cornered the market on cold-blooded competition.
Randy Moss should be commended, not criticized, for not being afraid to fail at another sport.