...Raptors takes a shot at the top of the key over defenders Carl Landry #7 and Joey Dorsey #15 of the Houston Rockets during a game on October 15, 2009 at the Air Canada...

TORONTO - OCTOBER 15: Chris Bosh #4 of the Toronto Raptors slashes to the basket defended by Joey Dorsey #15 of the Houston Rockets during a game on October 15, 2009 at the Air Canada...

...I can assure you, Joey Dorsey does not own a garbage-powered DeLorean capable of traversing the space-time continuum

...Memphis' Joey Dorsey gets ready to pass the ball during the NBA basketball predraft camp in Lake Buena Vista...

2nd half: Joey Dorsey fouls out early

Joey Dorsey and Darnell Jackson pound before the game

Kansas v Memphis SAN ANTONIO - APRIL 07: Joey Dorsey #3 of the Memphis Tigers reacts after a play against the Kansas Jayhawks during the 2008...

...Antonio, TX, USA; Kansas Jayhawks forward Darrell Arthur (0) dunks the ball over Memphis Tigers forward Joey Dorsey (3) and forward Robert Dozier (2) during the first half of the finals of the 2008...

SAN ANTONIO - APRIL 05: Joey Dorsey #3 of the Memphis Tigers blocks the shot of Russell Westbrook #0 of the UCLA Bruins...

March 24, 2007 - San Antonio, TX, USA - Ohio St. GREG ODEN shoots over Memphis Joey Dorsey during second half action in the NCAA South Regional Final at the Alamodome on Saturday. Ohio...

Joey Dorsey

...ROCK, AR - MARCH 23: Head coach John Calipari of the Memphis Tigers talks with his player Joey Dorsey #3 in the first half against the Mississippi State Bulldogs during the second round of the...

SAN ANTONIO - APRIL 05: Joey Dorsey #3 of the Memphis Tigers reacts in the second half while taking on the UCLA Bruins...

Apr 5, 2008; San Antonio, TX, USA; Memphis Tigers forward Shawn Taggart (0) and forward Joey Dorsey (3) defend a shot by UCLA Bruins forward James Keefe (13) during the first half of...

SAN ANTONIO - APRIL 05: Kevin Love #42 of the UCLA Bruins battles Joey Dorsey #3 of the Memphis Tigers for the ball during the National Semifinal game of the NCAA...