A one-sentence analysis of Browns QBs

The woes of the Cleveland Browns' quarterback carousel can be summarized in one sentence.

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Lamenting our national arms crisis

Bill Simmons dissects the state of quarterback play in the NFL and ends up in a state of holiday depression.

Chronicling the pursuit of imperfection

With the Dolphins' quest for 0-16 over, Page 2 celebrates the NFL teams who flirted with sports' ultimate infamy.

Perfection, triple negatives ... and free tacos!

Before he gets to his Week 8 picks, Bill Simmons goes through his e-mail to see what you all have to say.

Separating the teasers from the pleasers

Bill Simmons proves how top heavy the NFL is with the uber edition of his weekly Power Poll.

Who let the underdogs out?

When Bill Simmons was looking at the Week 4 picks, all he could see were the underdogs.

The coaches we love to hate

With a little help from the readers, Jonah Keri counts down the 23 coaches we all love to hate.

Breaking down The Obvious Game

Before he gets to his Week 3 picks, Bill Simmons dissects the gambling phenomenon known as The Obvious Game.

100 players you love to hate

After an overwhelming response, Jonah Keri delivers the 100 players that fans love to hate.

TMQ AFC Preview

The more the NFL changes, the more it looks like same. But nothing compares to TMQ's AFC preview.

A legacy, from Moon to Brooks

Warren Moon is one of those rare pioneers who get to witness the fruits of their labor -- Aaron Brooks. Why him? Alan Grant has the answer.

Offseason highs and lows

Gregg Easterbrook kicks off a new season with his annual list of offseason highlights and lowlights -- and takes several teams to task for not drafting Matt Leinart.

Curious Guy: Malcolm Gladwell

In the latest installment of his Curious Guy series, Bill Simmons trades e-mail with author Malcolm Gladwell.

The Tommy Maddox Corollary

If there's one thing Bill Simmons has learned in the NFL, it's that everything gets thrown out the window when Tommy Maddox is involved.