Prince Fielder and Ian Kinsler were traded for each other last night in a deal that seems a little weird. But Jose Canseco driving around with goats in his car? That was the day's crowning moment.
Agnieszka Radwanska being deemed "immoral" for posing in the Body Issue wasn't the dumbest news involving clothing this week. For that award, we give a tip of the cap to the Aaron Hernandez-supporting Pouncey brothers.
We'll let Phyllis Tobias' middle digit let you know what we think of the cavemen at Maxim. Obviously, they couldn't handle a real woman.