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  1. Game 163: Five Takeaways From Rays-Rangers

    Shane Ryan

    In a reversal of past failure, the Rays finally took down the team that has absolutely dominated them in the postseason (read: beat them two years in a row in 2010 and 2011 by narrow margins) to advance to the wild-card round. They weren't fazed by t...

    Blog | October 01, 2013
  2. Hatewatching Devious Maids: A Realistic Ending

    Shea Serrano

    That's it. It's over. It's done. The first season of Devious Maids is finished. I'd like to be joyous about this, but I can't. I feel like how I imagine it feels to be interviewed by the police after a violent crime has been committed against you. Li...

    Blog | September 23, 2013
  3. Hatewatching Devious Maids: Like a Trip to Summer KKKamp

    Shea Serrano

    There. Is. Only. One. Episode. Left. Praise. The. Virgin. Mary. Oh, also, let me state: Yesterday was the first day of Hispanic Heritage Month, and today is Mexican Independence Day, and that's dope (even if they gave us a fake mont...

    Blog | September 16, 2013
  4. Hatewatching Devious Maids: OH MY GOD A WOMAN IS HANGING HERSELF!...

    Shea Serrano

    Last week, viewers of Devious Maids were granted a reprieve and so I didn't have to watch it and so I was like: But it came back on Sunday night and so I did have to watch it and so then I was like: Previous Episode in 100 Words Vale...

    Blog | September 09, 2013
  5. Summer HateWatch, Devious Maids: Slightly More Fun Than Having Yo...

    Shea Serrano

    I was playing basketball once a couple of years ago. Someone shot a 3 and missed it and two guys on opposing teams went for the rebound and both knocked it away from the other. It squirted out into the open and so I dove after it, because I am a man ...

    Blog | August 26, 2013
  6. Summer HateWatch: Could Devious Maids Actually Be Better Than Bre...

    Shea Serrano

    I have been working under the assumption that the first season of Devious Maids was going to be 10 episodes long. It's not, though. OF COURSE IT'S NOT. It's going to be 13. THIRTEEN. At first, I didn't understand why. Ten seemed like such a good,...

    Blog | August 19, 2013
  7. Summer HateWatch: Devious Maids, Episode 8

    Shea Serrano

    I watched a movie once called The Human Centipede 2. Have you seen it? It's about a very disturbed, cosmically gross, wholly unlikable fellow who decides it'd be a good idea to kidnap 12 people and then sew them together, mouth to butt to mouth to bu...

    Blog | August 12, 2013
  8. Summer HateWatch: Devious Maids, Episode 7

    Shea Serrano

    After every episode, they show teaser clips from the next episode. At the end of this week's, one of the clips they show is the Rich White Woman who's married to the Rich White Man who runs the prostitution ring. She's holding a baby she stole from s...

    Blog | August 05, 2013
  9. Summer HateWatch: Devious Maids, Episode 6

    Shea Serrano

    At the moment, I am on vacation in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, with my family. The area where we are staying is, no joke, very nearly exclusively white people — in fact, in the neighborhood where we've rented our house, which is a private commun...

    Blog | July 29, 2013
  10. Lil' Clooney Goes A-Wanderin' ... and Other Absurdities From This...

    Molly Lambert

    Us Weekly George Clooney & Eva Longoria: "Back in March — while he was still dating Stacy Keibler, 33 — Clooney, 52, connected with Eva Longoria, 38, in Berlin." Oh shit! "George told her that he was still with Stacy, but had plans to br...

    Blog | July 25, 2013
  11. Summer HateWatch: Devious Maids, Episode 5

    Shea Serrano

    My dad was in town last weekend. We watched Episode 4 together. His commentary never extended beyond him shouting mean things in Spanish at the television. Still, I enjoyed the time together. I called my mom on the Thursday after the show and she men...

    Blog | July 22, 2013
  12. Summer HateWatch: Devious Maids, Episode 4

    Shea Serrano

    When I was 12, my family went out to a lake. My cousin (8), my sisters (8 and 10), and I were out on a paddleboat. We'd made our way about 200 to 300 yards offshore when I decided it'd be best if I just jumped off the boat and swam back. My cousin ag...

    Blog | July 15, 2013
  13. Summer HateWatch: Devious Maids, Episode 3

    Shea Serrano

    The message that I've received most since we started these show recaps: "Do I need to watch this show, or can I just read what's written Monday morning?" Answer: No, please, do not watch this show. If you feel like you need to, just do this: ...

    Blog | July 08, 2013
  14. Summer HateWatch: Devious Maids, Episode 2

    Shea Serrano

    This show is still on the air, so we're still watching it. Hand to God: Maybe five minutes after I finished watching Sunday night's episode, there was a knock at my door. I opened it. There was a large man with a lot of hair on his arms standing ther...

    Blog | July 01, 2013
  15. Rays Lock Up Longoria for $100 Million ... and They're Just Getti...

    Jonah Keri

    The Tampa Bay Rays signed Evan Longoria to a six-year, $100 million contract extension, a deal that locks up the All-Star third baseman through at least 2022 and offers a glimpse into the future of the Rays and the sport. Longoria, 27, was signed ...

    Blog | November 26, 2012
  16. About Last Night: The Critic's Corner

    Shane Ryan

    In case you were out living a life of leisure, here's what you missed in sports on Wednesday. Good morning. In today's installment of About Last Night, we're lucky enough to have renowned sports comedy critic Fenwick Vaughnagan on hand to analyze ...

    Blog | August 30, 2012