Alex Morgan scoring two goals is about the only thing that seems right. What's with Joel Embiid hitting the links after getting devastating injury news, an 11-year-old starring at the U.S. Women's Open and a police chase on Minnesota fairways?
Shabazz Muhammad couldn't make it one day without getting booted from NBA rookie orientation, but he had a lot of competition when it came to sports humiliation this week (have you seen that Manning Bros. commercial?).