In this week's Off The Ball, AC Milan fans hold a mock funeral and Tom Hanks plays the Villan.
Off The Ball returns for the new season as Canizares snaps his naked WAG and Messi hits the bottle.
This week, Carles Puyol staples his head back together to impress Off the Ball and Sulley Muntari gets shirty.
This week in Off the Ball, Reds paid GBP;20m after seeing fake Downing video and Boateng sidelined by too much sex.
This week in Off the Ball, Diego Milito's career is in the Golden Bin and a crazy goalkeeper takes a bite out of an opponent's face.
This week in Off the Ball, Zlatan Ibrahimovic breaks his ribs in a "life and death" brawl with Oguchi Onyewu.
This week in Off the Ball, Lionel Messi's mother chases his ex-girlfriend with a frying pan.
This week in Off The Ball, Inter millenarian Javier Zanetti explains why he is scared of potatoes.
This week in Off The Ball, Gennaro Gattuso swaps fighting for dancing and Argentinian model Milena Hot strips for All Boys.
Jermain Defoe tells Dominic Raynor that Tottenham can win the Champions League.
This week in Off The Ball, Rafa swaps facts for statistics and 'shameless fatty' Ronaldo slams 'terrorist' fans.
This week in Off The Ball, Ronaldinho joins Felipe Melo in the 'Golden Bin'.
This week in Off The Ball, 'The Cannibal of Ajax' and Balotelli's GBP;5,000, neon-lit hot tub.
This week in Off The Ball, Johan Cruyff and Pep Guardiola play cards in a mental asylum.
Dominic Raynor on a week when Platini said the French were no-hopers and Jose got his revenge.
Dominic Raynor on a week when Inter beat Obama to Mars and Boy George took a shine to Nemanja Vidic.