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  1. No, Mike Shanahan, This Is How You Get Fired ...

    Chris Ryan

    Mike Shanahan is going to get fired. Usually there's some uncertainty when we say something like that. But there's no uncertainty here. We know Mike Shanahan is going to get fired because it's pretty obvious that Mike Shanahan is trying to get fired,...

    Blog | December 10, 2013
  2. 'You Look Like a Succulent Baby Lamb': Ron Burgundy Interviews Pe...

    Chris Ryan

    This is pretty good, but click after the jump to watch the true king-of-the-hill Will Ferrell sports moment....

    Blog | December 03, 2013
  3. And the Academy Award for Best Sideline Reaction Face Goes to Phi...

    Chris Ryan

    Yesterday Philip Rivers went all Philip Rivers on the Kansas City Chiefs, leading the Bolts to a 41-38 victory, on the road, at the cauldron that is Arrowhead Stadium. Rivers hit Seyi Ajirotutu for a glorious, waning-seconds touchdown. The play call ...

    Blog | November 25, 2013
  4. Yo, Matt Forte, Look Behind You!

    Chris Ryan

    Watch out, dog!...

    Blog | October 11, 2013
  5. Chip Kelly and the Eagles Are Here to Make Football Fun Again

    Chris Ryan

    All day Monday, people were trying to prepare me for reality. "You know they're going to lose right?" "You know they're playing the Washington NFL team, not Washington State, right?" "The Eagles might score 50, but the Redskins will score 5...

    Blog | September 10, 2013
  6. Steve Smith vs. The World

    Chris Ryan

    Steve Smith is a fighter. It's just that he has spent 12 years in Carolina, playing pro football in college basketball country, on the maddeningly mediocre Panthers, so not too many people keep up with his battles. Hell, just the other day, he fired ...

    Blog | September 05, 2013
  7. Joe Flacco Finally Says What Probably Every Raven Was Thinking Ab...

    Chris Ryan

    You know what the true benefit of having a Super Bowl ring is? You get a hall pass to life. People can't tell you nothing. Personally, I have always liked Joe Flacco, his outrageous Delawurr/Jersey accent, and the way he has shrugged off all the spit...

    Blog | August 23, 2013
  8. For Sage Rosenfels, Upon His Retirement

    Chris Ryan

    Sage Rosenfels ain't got time to bleed. Well, actually, he has plenty of time. He's retiring with 12 starts for five different teams, across 10 NFL seasons. He had a touchdown-to-interception ratio of 30-29, which means he is going to Canton. Can't w...

    Blog | July 15, 2013
  9. Step Up Your Elephant-Passing Game, Derrick Rose

    Chris Ryan

    This was Robert Mays's reaction to seeing this picture: "Eleven months later, Derrick, and you're not even dunking off your left foot. RG3 is throwing passes to elephants, which, according to the Ringling Bros. dude who throws passes to elephants, is...

    Blog | March 26, 2013
  10. A Terrible Idea That I Fully Support: Michael Vick's Return to th...

    Chris Ryan

    Sometimes there are terrible ideas, but you support them nonetheless. This is a safe place for you to defend those ideas. This Is a Terrible Idea Yesterday the Philadelphia Eagles announced they were re-signing Michael Vick to a one-year contract...

    Blog | February 12, 2013
  11. Gregg Williams Has Made a Very Interesting Facial-Hair Decision

    Chris Ryan

    So what do you do when you are a disgraced major character from the Bountygate saga, best known for coining the phrase "kill the head and the body will die," and testifying against the guys who played for you and the coaches who worked with you? Obvi...

    Blog | February 08, 2013
  12. An Artist's Rendering of What J.J. Watt Could Look Like Next Seas...

    Chris Ryan

    J.J. Watt just completed one of the more impressive seasons by a defensive football player in NFL history. You don't need us to tell you what he did. You can just read Mays's LiveJournal for a refresher course. We're here to talk about the future. Wh...

    Blog | January 16, 2013
  13. Vince Wilfork's Family Has a Robot That Cleans Their House

    Chris Ryan

    This popped up on the YouTubes right as I was beginning my several-week eggnog bender, so thank you to reader Brian from scenic Corvallis, Oregon, for bringing this to my attention. Now, last time we checked in on a great moment in local advertising,...

    Blog | January 09, 2013
  14. Cool Diagnostic Technique, Dr. James Andrews

    Chris Ryan

    "Coach Shanahan didn't lie about it, and I didn't lie ... I didn't get to examine [Griffin's knee] because he came out for one play, didn't let us look at him and on the next play, he ran through all the players and back out onto the field. Coach Sha...

    Blog | January 08, 2013
  15. Joe Flacco's 2010 Pizza Hut Ad Probably Means He Will Never Win a...

    Chris Ryan

    Ah, of course. Flacco's Favorite. Granted, this is from a couple of years ago, and I wouldn't necessarily like all the choices I made in 2010 used against me. But I'm not Joe "Pretty" Flacco, and I'm not trying to lead the Ravens to the promised land...

    Blog | December 19, 2012
  16. Play This Eagles-Taylor Swift Parody Video At My Funeral

    Chris Ryan

    (via The 700 Level/Jimmy Traina)...

    Blog | November 19, 2012