Lorde tweeted she was "an outsider to the world of sport" while at the Thunder-Bulls game, so we've got quite an introduction today for the pop star: mascot humiliation, musical nerds and a football-playing canine.
Once we get past Matt Barnes' antics, it was a diamonds are a girl's best friend (kind of) day. Ex-NHL enforcer Sean Avery pops the question and one Chiefs fan finds that diamonds are the gift that keeps on giving.
When it comes to who's the biggest NBA loser, it's hard to pick between Dwight Howard, who failed in his showdown against the Lakers with seven missed free throws, and the Timberwolves, with their clueless Ladies Night Out promotion.
Nick Foles throwing seven TD passes was so surprising that even Michael Vick's brother was stunned into social media silence, though we can imagine what Peyton Manning thought of having his NFL record tied by a backup.
After crazy endings to the previous two World Series games, the Red Sox and Cardinals took a timeout from the drama in Boston's win Monday night. Maybe the fun will return when the Red Sox try to clinch in Game 6.
Lane Kiffin dumped at the airport, Rick Pitino embarrassed on the radio, Matt Schaub mocked by a restaurant in his own city. Who says being a sports figure is easy? This week dished up full servings of humiliation.
Whatever you do, Rory McIlroy, don't fall asleep. Brandon Lloyd passes on football for a zombie movie, Ben McLemore stuffs a bag with a snake and Dennis Rodman pulls a Dennis Rodman as things get downright scary this week.