Page 2 suggests the entire sporting world take a page from golf to erase its worst memories.
Who was the greatest of the past 25 years? Bonds in 2001? Marino in '84? Gretzky in '85? MJ in ... any year?
Last week's "Plug in your own text for the leftover Caddyshack quotes" contest drew hundreds of e-mails and Page 2's Bill Simmons has compiled his favorites.