Patrick Hruby delivers the supremacy metric on the world of sports and beyond.
Marion Jones, Tatiana Golovin, Tank Johnson and Dice-K are this week's guest stars.
Have you been paying close attention to the sports world this week? Then try your hand at the Page 2 weekly quiz.
We laughed. We cried. OK, we just laughed at all these bizarre sports happenings of 2006, writes Patrick Hruby.