Paid attention to the week in sports that was? Greg Oden, Tank Johnson and Tony La Russa are just a few of the stars in this week's Page 2 Quiz.
We laughed. We cried. OK, we just laughed at all these bizarre sports happenings of 2006, writes Patrick Hruby.
If you like getting punched, poked, kicked and groped Page 2's Patrick Hruby has just the job for you -- being a team mascot.