Open owner Micky Arison's wallet, allow coach Erik Spoelstra to spend more time with his family and persuade Lakers coach Phil Jackson to take his talents to South Beach.
Which NBA teams get the biggest bang for the buck out of their payroll?
Do the Heat belong in the running for the most hated team of all time?
LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade all playing for the Heat in Miami? Too good to be true! But, uhhh, maybe not for the reason you think.
NBA players can't shoot? The draft is rigged? Stars get the call? It's all a bunch of baloney, writes Patrick Hruby.