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As inevitable things go, it's not as bad as death. Is it? We'll try to make this as little of an imposition as possible. No forms to be filled out here. And we hope it's not as complicated as the directions on that other thing you'll be dealing with ...

Welcome to Page 2's All-Egg Team, for which the gestation period was considerably less than the 21 days of the average egg. We promise not to engage in any yellow journalism in what follows. Bruce Benedict: Once a catcher for the Atlanta Braves (19...

You'll never believe what happened the other day. Peyton Manning switched addresses. Tim Tebow asked to be traded to New York. Rick Pitino and John Calipari pretended to like each other. OK. That last one's false. But if you bought it, consider yo...

Geographically speaking, we could have called this the "All-New York to Chicago Team" and covered the same sort of distance. But All-Texas Team sounds better. Especially to those from Texarkana to El Paso. See if you can hang on for a few seconds as ...

Find a partner -- safely, of course -- and join all those crazy kids from Greensboro to Portland who are doing all sorts of stuff on the floor these days. It's the All-Dance Team: Reggie Ball: The former Georgia Tech quarterback (2003-06) always kep...

St. Patrick's Day is to the color green what Thanksgiving is to whole turkeys. If you consume green beer on any day other than March 17, we suggest you may need help or you may have a strange fondness for food coloring. But for that day, go crazy. (R...

Real. Comfortable. List. That's the way we hope the All-Jeans Team fits you as you try it on for size while taking in the weekend's sporting events. Pickup truck and pickup football game extra. Calvin Hill: Now known best as Grant's father, Calvin ...

Every four years, March Madness gets delayed by a day as we celebrate the celestial anomaly of Feb. 29. All these guys are leapers, but don't pull a hamstring as you peruse Page 2's All-Leap Year Team. Billy Cunningham: Back when everybody had a n...

It's not quite Spring Break time. Still a few weeks of grind before portions of Florida, Texas, Colorado, etc. are inundated with the inebriated. And so it is in that spirit of commitment, diligence and respect to the task at hand that we present Pag...

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Apply non-stick coating to baking sheet. Then wait about 45 minutes. While doing so, indulge in Page 2's All-Cookie Team. Steve Bisciotti: The owner of the Baltimore Ravens doesn't precisely share his name with the Ita...

Welcome to Page 2's All-NFL Stadium Team, which will not hit you with a 5.436 percent surcharge on rental cars, slap you with Personal Seat License fees or threaten to pack up in the middle of a snowstorm and move to a place that will need another up...

Park yourself right there and check out Page 2's All-Monument Team. We won't even charge admission, check your permits or trash your campsite. Tommy Bridges: Thomas Jefferson Davis Bridges is a relatively unknown but impressive figure in baseball hi...

Some teams are timeless. This isn't one of them. With no disrespect intended to the following individuals, we present the All-Time Team. Bubba Day: What sounds like a celebration in NASCAR land is actually the name of an academic All-Big Ten basketb...

It's a marvelous night for star gazing, and you don't even have to be at the Staples Center to do it. Through the looking glass, Page 2 presents the All-Constellation Team. LaRon Cephas: The former Maryland Terrapin basketball player isn't a preci...

Until somebody names his or her kid "ESPN The Magazine Green" and that individual becomes a sports star, we can't be guilty of self-promotion in compiling this, the All-Magazine Team. Check back in 20 years. For now, behold all the figures whose name...

Our resolutions for 2012 are simple at first: Get you to read the All-New Year's team. The best part: You don't have to stake out a space for hours or make any more promises. Dave Ball: This ball falls on quarterbacks, not down a cable in Manhattan....