http://assets.espn.go.com/i/tvlistings/tv_espn_original.gif en-us 10 ESPN Inc. http://espn.go.com/ Copyright 2010 ESPN Inc. The first thing that comes to mind about Bryce Harper is this: There is now a ballplayer whose entire career I will not see, even if I live to the ave...]]> May 02, 2012 08:43:36 PDT Had a few tugs on the jug last night and drifted off. When I came to, the Rays were on my TV screen, whooping it up like a pack of nutcases. How...]]> May 01, 2012 10:10:41 PDT Don't be harshin' my buzz, bro. That's what I would say if I actually talked like that - which I don't because I'm not some whacked-out stoner, tha...]]> April 30, 2012 12:29:01 PDT So I decided to watch Phillip Humber's first start in the wake of his perfecto Thursday night. You know, just to see if he could do it again. Turns ou...]]> April 27, 2012 08:34:58 PDT You know who I have absolutely no use for? Guys who don't care about sports. There, I said it -- and I ain't taking it back. It just isn't right...]]> April 26, 2012 09:14:51 PDT If you were alive back in the '70s and not too brain-addled by all the stuff people were doing in that self-medicating decade, you might remember that...]]> April 25, 2012 11:18:13 PDT A couple of weeks back, I suggested that the New Orleans Saints should receive an NCAA-style death penalty for their bounty-system shenanigans. Fortun...]]> April 24, 2012 11:01:32 PDT Current stuff that's twisting my intestines in a knot. So NASCAR is going to have its first electric pace car. I was hoping that by the futurist...]]> April 23, 2012 13:26:01 PDT You know which of the major sports has the best traditions and rituals? Were you gonna say baseball because it's been around the longest? If you were,...]]> April 19, 2012 07:54:42 PDT So you're a baseball fan, and you're feeling guilty because you think you know the game pretty well. But a lot of times when your favorite team's o...]]> April 18, 2012 10:51:54 PDT You know what really hackles my barneys? Getting promised something that doesn't come to fruition. You ever heard of the 1966 Cleveland Indians? Y...]]> April 17, 2012 08:35:31 PDT I'm sure all of you were as messed up as I was by the recent report that the Lingerie Football League is going on hiatus for 2012. We can only hope th...]]> April 15, 2012 20:18:38 PDT Page 2's resident curmudgeon says Saints deserve the death penalty.]]> April 11, 2012 04:22:48 PDT Yankees, Red Sox are kings of MLB. All others are simply pretenders.]]> April 03, 2012 10:20:43 PDT Page 2 suggests potential interim coaches for the Saints.]]> March 28, 2012 05:22:07 PDT