http://assets.espn.go.com/i/tvlistings/tv_espn_original.gif en-us 10 ESPN Inc. http://espn.go.com/ Copyright 2010 ESPN Inc. This week on Real World, Hurricane Nia didn't punch anybody, or attempt cannibal fellatio, or even get slammered ... she apologized and cried. It was ...]]> May 24, 2013 08:30:23 PDT This week in reality TV, we saw Cochran crowned as the ultimate Survivor, Hurricane Nia fall victim to rogue sex toy attack, and, you know, THAT. The ...]]> May 17, 2013 08:00:32 PDT OK, this week in reality TV was heavy on racism, violence against women, suicide, starvation, ranch dressing, and, you know, drunken people being idio...]]> May 10, 2013 07:30:33 PDT With a slow Survivor this week, the GRTFL is all about Real World's Hurricane Nia. What did Hurricane Nia do? Oh, nothing, just, ya know, revealed her...]]> May 03, 2013 08:30:31 PDT Managing expectations is the key to success. When you draw a money hand, you should slow-play it — all the better to draw the suckers in. You ke...]]> April 26, 2013 07:46:07 PDT I always know it has been a great week in reality TV when I get a little nervy as I sit down to write this column. I just want to do the week justice....]]> April 19, 2013 09:00:10 PDT You have to trust your body. Your body will tell you what to do, what to think, how to feel … you just have to listen to it. If you dent a parke...]]> April 12, 2013 08:45:51 PDT It's time to add some new shows to the GRTFL. With only Survivor and Real World in the lineup, we had to diversify. I was going to wait it out until D...]]> April 05, 2013 08:35:39 PDT Last weekend, MTV programming suits ran back The Real World: New York, San Francisco, and Las Vegas to whet the appetite for this week's debut of The ...]]> March 29, 2013 07:30:33 PDT Look, people may think that the first Grantland Live stream was programmed around the NCAA Tournament, but GRTFL readers know that the only reason the...]]> March 22, 2013 08:40:36 PDT With The Bachelor finale this week, you would assume Sean The Boring Bachelor's big decision would be the lead of this column. I mean, it has to be, r...]]> March 15, 2013 09:09:45 PDT This week, it was just me and Grandma. No friends. No wife. Just us. Grandma was fired up — taking her position on the couch around 7:15 p.m. Ar...]]> March 08, 2013 08:30:56 PST The fantasy suite on The Bachelor is a perplexing proposal for the ladies: On one hand they know that this night alone with The Bach is the make-or-br...]]> March 01, 2013 08:11:23 PST Hometown dates are back, Survivor is back, and most importantly, my Grandma-in-law is back to watch it all with me. Grandma wasn't as talkative this w...]]> February 22, 2013 07:50:17 PST The Bachelor broke my Grandma. You see, my Grandmother-in-law is staying with us this winter, she joined me for the Monday night viewing, and she hasn...]]> February 15, 2013 08:09:37 PST