August 16, 2009; St. Louis, MO, USA; San Diego Padres first baseman Adrian Gonzalez (23) connects with a solo home run off of St. Louis...

SAN DIEGO - NOVEMBER 15: Malcom Floyd #80 of the San Diego Chargers catches a pass as his defender...

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...know, but funny. Flickity, flick, flicking over a proped up fence in a back alley in San Diego

...the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: Gary A. Vasquez-US PRESSWIRE 3-Nov 7, 2009; San Diego, CA, USA; TCU Horned Frogs head coach Gary Patterson and defensive end Jerry Hughes (98) during...

A Denver Broncos cheerleader dances during an NFL football game between the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos, Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009 in Denver. (AP Photo/Chris Schneider

DENVER - NOVEMBER 22: Quarterback Philip Rivers #17 of the San Diego Chargers delivers a pass against the Denver Broncos during NFL action at Invesco Field at Mile...

...15) walks along the sideline during the closing minutes of an NFL football game against the San Diego Chargers, Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009, in Denver. The Chargers defeated the Broncos 32-3. (AP Photo...

...Gaffney #10 and the Denver Broncos offense look on from the bench as they face the San Diego Chargers during NFL action at Invesco Field at Mile High on November 22, 2009 in Denver...

Denver Broncos' Elvis Dumervil (92) kneels on the ground after the Broncos lost to the San Diego Chargers in their NFL football game, Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009, in Denver. The Chargers defeated the...

...15) walks along the sideline during the closing minutes of an NFL football game against the San Diego Chargers, Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009, in Denver. The Chargers defeated the Broncos 32-3

San Diego Chargers' Philip Rivers (17) looks to pass the ball during the first half of an NFL...

...15) walks along the sideline during the closing minutes of an NFL football game against the San Diego Chargers, Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009, in Denver. The Chargers defeated the Broncos 32-3

...of the Denver Broncos fumbles the ball into the endzone as Jacques Cesaire #74 of the San Diego Chargers defends during NFL action at Invesco Field at Mile High on November 22, 2009 in...

San Diego Chargers' LaDainian Tomlinson (21) is tackled by Denver Broncos' Champ Bailey (24) during the second quarter...

San Diego Chargers' Mike Tolbert (35) celebrates LaDainian Tomlinson's touchdown with Tomlinson during the third quarter of...