Don't be surprised that Caroline Wozniacki is flourishing post-Rory McIlroy. Her smile and pleasant demeanor have always masked a fierce independent streak.
From the Ravens' sorry attempt to mock the Heat's celebration to the Globetrotters' rejection by Brittney Griner, we run down a parade of failure.
We'll let Phyllis Tobias' middle digit let you know what we think of the cavemen at Maxim. Obviously, they couldn't handle a real woman.