Alex Morgan scoring two goals is about the only thing that seems right. What's with Joel Embiid hitting the links after getting devastating injury news, an 11-year-old starring at the U.S. Women's Open and a police chase on Minnesota fairways?
Marshawn Lynch was about the candy and champagne as he stole the show at the Seahawks' parade. But now that football is over, it's time for the real excitement: the Jamaican bobsled team!
Kevin Durant and the Thunder brought their show into the home of the champs and left LeBron & Co. in the dust (and won video-bomb honors, too). Even puppies and ponies bow to that.
Sports have been dreary in Seattle recently: The Sonics fled town, the Seahawks still haven't won a Super Bowl and the M's just suffered a 17-game losing streak.