Yes, Phil Mickelson's triumph at the Masters was thrilling. But it couldn't beat the Golden Bear in '86.
The Sports Guy lays down the law with 20 rules that a true sports fan should never break.
Bill Simmons learned over lunch that mentally and physically, Phil Jackson is done with the NBA.
In Part 2 of his mailbag, Bill Simmons says Roger Goodell is once again showing himself to be a master manipulator of the media. If he really cared about players, he wouldn't propose an 18-game schedule.
Shaquille O'Neal's Celebrity Birthday Roast was a waste of $9.95 and an hour, but Page 2's Bill Simmons says at least it wasn't as bad as "Kazaam."