Whatever you do, Rory McIlroy, don't fall asleep. Brandon Lloyd passes on football for a zombie movie, Ben McLemore stuffs a bag with a snake and Dennis Rodman pulls a Dennis Rodman as things get downright scary this week.
Shabazz Muhammad couldn't make it one day without getting booted from NBA rookie orientation, but he had a lot of competition when it came to sports humiliation this week (have you seen that Manning Bros. commercial?).