Donald Young serves up the biscuits and Karl Malone gets grilled by Damian Lillard over burgers, and thanks to a new NCAA proposal, student-athletes may soon be able to partake without breaking the bank.
Lorde tweeted she was "an outsider to the world of sport" while at the Thunder-Bulls game, so we've got quite an introduction today for the pop star: mascot humiliation, musical nerds and a football-playing canine.
Whatever you do, Rory McIlroy, don't fall asleep. Brandon Lloyd passes on football for a zombie movie, Ben McLemore stuffs a bag with a snake and Dennis Rodman pulls a Dennis Rodman as things get downright scary this week.
Shabazz Muhammad couldn't make it one day without getting booted from NBA rookie orientation, but he had a lot of competition when it came to sports humiliation this week (have you seen that Manning Bros. commercial?).