Winnipeg's Adam Pardy had what must have been the most surreal shift in NHL history when he was checked through the glass, then had his helmet stolen by one fan and got doused with beer by another in Chicago.
The way he plays at Madison Square Garden, maybe the Knicks should just trade for Kemba Walker. The Bobcats guard and former UConn star torched his hometown team for 25 points as Charlotte actually evened its record.
Now that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are officially a couple, should we care what these two consenting adults choose to do with their free time and baby-making parts? Probably not. Do we? Abso-freaking-lutely.