The tools of the duck killing trade lay idle after the boat was wrecked

...I would trade any one of those double corks for a gigantic flawless back one over some sick gap in...

Buffalo Sabres right winger Patrick Kaleta, left, and Montreal Canadiens defenseman Paul Mara trade blows late in the third period of the NHL hockey game in Buffalo, N.Y., Thursday, Dec...

FILE - In this Sept. 20, 2009 file photo, Chicago Cubs' Jake Fox follows through on his two-run home run in the 11th inning against the St. Louis Card...

FILE - In this Feb. 23, 2009 file photo, Chicago Cubs' Aaron Miles is seen during the team's picture day at spring training baseball in Mesa, Ariz. Th...

FILE - In this Feb. 22, 2009 file photo, Oakland Athletics' Jeff Gray poses. The Athletics traded right-handed pitcher Gray, minor league outfielder M...

FILE - In this Sept. 20, 2009 file photo, Chicago Cubs' Jake Fox follows through on his two-run home run in the 11th inning against the St. Louis Card...