This week, The Fifth Official pays an emotional farewell to the season and a host of Premier League stars.
This week The Fifth Official bids farewell to Sir Alex Ferguson - and hails Wigan's FA Cup win over Man City.
In The Fifth Official, David Luiz's smirk causes outrage while Norwich are silenced by Villa's Lamb.
In The Fifth Official, Robin van Persie's return to Arsenal does weird things to Arsene Wenger and Gunners fans.
In The Fifth Official, Branislav Ivanovic is flavour of the week and Roberto Mancini manages to outdo himself.
This week, The Fifth Official ruminates on Dave Whelan's Wembley way and David Luiz's bum fetish.
This week, The Fifth Official targets Paolo di Canio's first game at Sunderland and pandemonium at Newcastle.
This week, The Fifth Official gets giddy at the prospect of Paolo and pens an ode to Adkins.
The Fifth Official discusses Callum McManaman's horror tackle and Manchester City's feeble title defence.
The Fifth Official on the spat between Rafa and Fergie, QPR's redemption and some dodgy decisions this weekend.
The Fifth Official talks North London supremacy, Benitez bile and Cristiano Ronaldo's house of mirrors.
The Bantams suffer a Wembley hammering, joie de vivre hits Tyneside and RVP suffers a camera clattering, writes The Fifth Official.
Arsenal fans have little hope, Rafa hits out over JT rumours and Rodgers is fooling no-one at Liverpool, writes the Fifth Official.
In this week's Fifth Official, parallels are made between City's poor form and the culinary scandal gripping the UK.
In this week's Fifth Official, Newcastle give Chelsea a bloody nose and City say ciao to Mario.