Ditch those office-pool allegiances and make a quantified, objective choice on who to root for this weekend in Indianapolis.
Welcome to the Big Dance Edition of Forde Minutes, where we find the bracket to be an absolute work of art.
From Selection Sunday to the Coen brothers to the players under pressure, The Minutes -- Big Dance edition! -- runs through it all.
You can bet those with NCAA interest are not rooting for these things to happen.