Off The Ball: Ukraine's not full of beautiful women, Gary Neville's scoregasm and Rovers fans grow Givet beards.
This week in Off the Ball, Andres Iniesta is like an erotic dream and USA women's goalkeeper Hope Solo gets naked.
Off The Ball: Barca ban colour photocopies to help raise transfer funds and Germany launch Octopus Idol to find a psychic successor to Paul.
Off The Ball: The German U20 women pose for Playboy and Messi escapes a 'sex and alcohol' party.
This week in Off The Ball, Gerald Asamoah causes a three-woman catfight and thousands of inflatable sheep head to Wales.
Blackpool boss Ian Holloway tells Dominic Raynor about his attacking philosophy and his dream of winning the European Cup.
Dominic Raynor on a week when France's Patrice Evra got greenophobia ahead of their World Cup play-off with Ireland.